Everyone's Favorite Abortion

Well, with our brilliant President stocking up the Supreme Court these days, the issue of abortion has again risen into community debate. Will Roe v Wade be overturned with the new Judges being added? More importantly, what is the Imperious Opinion on all of this?

I have always been Anti-Fetus and Pro Kill It. There are already too many morons in the world (some estimates place it around 93.4%) and we definitely do not need to force more eggheads onto the planet. Forget the fact that telling someone what to do with their own body is ludicrous, how about we just have the government regulate all birth!? Maybe at first it sounds a little harsh or irrational, but let it sink in for a moment. Now you still don't see the brilliance in this idea.

We make it to where you must pass a literacy test (that is a good idea for voting as well), have gainful employment, be over the age of 25, and a maximum of two children per household. You put in your qualifications ahead of time, and the government will respond to whether or not you have the clearance to reproduce. In time, this will cut down on all forms of idiocy and racism (because racists are morons). No more religious cults spewing out 15 kids per woman to continue "the struggle." No more teen mothers who made a mistake they don't want to pay for throughout the duration of their life while fucking up the child's life as well. No more asshole rapists passing on their evil sperm because christians think life is so sacred that it must be forced upon violent crime victims. Think of a world where children are raised by parents who actually want their children and will work the system to get them! No more rednecks raising their 4th child because "dem condoms cost money we's could be spendin' on meth."

Of course there are flaws with this idea. How can we expect the government not to fuck this up when they can't even handle the hurricane that hit the gulf coast. Obviously, we will have to elect real human beings before this can take effect. There is a long mountain to climb, but I believe in time this could raise humans to a whole new plateau. There will also be the messy parts. What if people get pregnant anyway? Well first off, the government provides birth control (which is mandatory) to all woman who are old enough to get pregnant. Yes, all the women. Then, if you still get pregnant, when you have the baby it is taken away and we will either find a decent home for the child, or dispose of the problem permanently. Your choice America.

Oh this guy is sick. Oh this could never work. Oh life is so precious in all forms! That is bullshit and everybody knows it. Your god may not allow for abortion, but Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny told me they are all for it. By the way, they have just as much credibility as your god.

In closing, if someone wants an abortion they should have the right to do so. Your fictional god forbid, we bring even more children into this world who are going to be neglected, abused, or worse taught the superstitions of religion. Christians cannot play god to rational people who do not believe in it. Since you believe you have the right to tell a woman what she can and can not do with her body, I will take it a step further and regulate all women's bodies until you leave the issue alone and/or your kind are bred out of existance.

Thats the Imperious Opinion, now make it your own!