Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Koko's Sexual Harassment


Superstar Gorilla, Koko, has just settled a sexual harassment lawsuit with two former caretakers. Koko is the famous Gorilla known for being able to use sign language and rubbing pussy.....cats. In all fairness, the lawsuits were brought against the bosses who control the Gorillas affairs. The two women claim, they were told to expose their breasts to Koko as a way of bonding. That just seems like an easy way of covering the obviously horny Gorilla's actions. Still, we wish the funky monkey all the best in future endeavors.-I.P.

No comments: