Naked, Crack, And Alligator

Why is this alligator smiling? Maybe because one of his friends helped create the most funny headline of the year. "Naked Man On Crack, Attacked By Alligator." Its so true, you just can't make this stuff up.

About 4:00am in Polk County Florida, on November the 30th, a man was attacked by an alligator. The caveat to this most amusing of stories, is that the man was completely naked. Well perhaps the gator tore his clothes off. Not the case. The man fell asleep, according to his story, on the beach naked, only to be attacked during his slumber. He happened to be very high on crack according to the police that arrived to help him after being alerted to his screams by neighbors.

Police, afraid to shoot because they might hit the man, struggled to pull the man from the aforementioned jaws of death. Once and finally free, the officers next task was to carry the badly wounded 6'1, 250lb. man to shore, through the engulfing sand under their feet.

The sad part of the story, is that the gator was caught and killed for its actions to feed as nature has taught it, while the moron crack smoking naked man, recovers in the hospital. Doctors aren't sure if he will recover from his severe injuries, so lets keep our fingers crossed.