2007 End Of Year Awards

BEST MOVIE 2007 TRANSFORMERS

Best Comedy Movie BLADES OF GLORY
(honorable mention Superbad)

Best Horror Movie FEAST
(honorable mention Silent Hill, The Descent)

Best Music Album SERJ TANKIAN "Elect The Dead"

Best Song 2007 (tie) EDDIE VEDDER "Hard Sun" THE WHITE STRIPES "You Don't Know What Love Is"

Best Metal Album SEVENDUST "Alpha"
(honorable mention Another Animal, Devildriver)

Best Punk Band/Album BAD RELIGION "Dark New Days"

Best Stand-Up Comedian MARC MARON So what if he had no new material, he's still funnier than everybody else. (honorable mention Daniel Tosh).

Best Newly Discovered (by me) Band THE BLACK KEYS

Best Death JERRY FALWELL The piece of shit finally went to hell in May of last year after bashing gays, spreading hate, and deceiving the public with his religious Reich. "Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions."-Jerry Falwell

Who Needs To Die Award MIKE VICK Hey Mr. torturer/murderer of dogs, overrated NFL player, and all around herpes infested fuck bag, die already!

Biggest ASS of 2007 George W. Bush "I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I'll bet I've shed more tears than you can count, as president." --George W. Bush, as quoted by author Robert Draper in Dead Certain. Trust me shithead, we are all crying. Keep killing people in Iraq.

Most Misunderstood Of 2007 Mahmoud Ahmadinejad C'mon give the guy a chance. He has some good things to say.

Never Forget of 2007 "This is it. This is where it all ends. End of the road. What a life it was. Some life." Cho Seung-Hui It was a shit year, guess the kid summed it up well after all.