Charlton Heston (pictured here almost as crazy as he was) finally died after a long life of pretending to be religious, self righteous, and an actor. Charles did a lot of crappy movies (nobody watches anymore) a long time ago, but must be remembered for the psychotic gun toting Conservative ignoramus that he was, and championed as his cause, to spread violence via automatic machine weaponry that all good white men need to hunt deer and bunnies to feed their children in today's world. Wrinkles acted in Ben-Hur, a flamboyantly gay homage to fellow thespian and lover Rock Hudson. The two men shared a forbidden love affair for many years before Heston began to get erections while firing guns. After repeated announcements that he was suffering from Alzheimer's (nod to George Clooney for that one), John Carter (his real name) gave up his throne as President of the NRA to pursue eating babies and raping young boys. Charlton Heston died April 5th, 2008, but will always be a douche bag. The NRA organized a gun salute that is still going on and has claimed the lives of 34 men and counting. Jerry Falwell is scheduled to welcome him to hell. Charlton Heston, now cold and dead, finally!
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i don't get it. if i can't have guns, how am i supposed to stop you from raping my daughter?
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