Thursday, September 11, 2008

Happy September 11th Everybody!


What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.

What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"

What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

Why are New Yorkers the world's fastest readers?
A: Because some of those fuckers can go through twenty stories in less than a minute.

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