"As King...." is a new vision of rules and laws that would be created and governed by myself if I was made "King Of The World." There is an infallible nature to my rule that will not be questioned as I re-shape the world in a vision of common sense over fictional deities and law made too complicated to work in today's world. No more voting. No more relying on politicians who pass the buck when complaints are lobbied their way for a career of vacations and just basically getting nothing done while entertaining and blowing the lobbyist groups that pay their "true" wages. All the accolades and vitriol will be sent the King's way and no one else.
Folks, the modern style of government is bogged down in partisan politics that will never accomplish the needs of the people. They have created a complicated system guaranteed to get nothing done while appearing to care vehemently. No more. I am now King and here is your first new law.
Law #1 "Breeding Regulation"
1a) "Birth Control" will be placed in all drinking water and food sold to the public to get control of this over population.
2a) Couples (there must be 2 parents and homosexuals are more than welcome) must "apply" to legally begin the new birthing process which requires you must be literate, proof of employment held for no less than 3 years, passage of the "Common Sense Test,"
3a) You are allowed a maximum of 2 children per couple. There are no exceptions!
4a) Abortion will be allowed up to year 5 of the child with approval from the King.
5a) Those who somehow find a way to breed outside of the law will have their children and themselves terminated.
"You'll hate me at first, then love me forever."-King
-ImpOp
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