Album Of The Year: System Of A Down-"Mesmerize" (Every single track is awesome) http://www.systemofadown.com
Band Of The Year: Green Day (Still riding the success of last year's album of the year "American Idiot," Green Day continued to tour strong and put out "Bullet In A Bible" DVD showcasing their strong live show.) http://www.greenday.com
Song Of The Year: Gorillaz-"Feel Good Inc." (An original and catchy song that got huge airplay and yet never got old) http://www.gorillaz.com
Best Metal: Devildriver (Their sophomore album "Fury of the Maker's Hand," exploded where the self-titled debut took off. Punishing heavy tracks that epitomize metal.) http://www.devildriver.com
Best Punk: Millencolin-"Kingwood" (With little or no airplay this "soft core" punk outfit from Sweden, produced a great album with songs like "My Name Is Golden, Mooseman's Jukebox, and Hard Times." Amazing considering punk demi-gods Dropkick Murphy's and Pennywise also released albums this year!) http://www.millencolin.com
Best Rock: Beck-"Guero" (Beck returned to his funky ways after the slower though brilliant "Sea Change." "E-Pro" tore up the radio but the entire CD was classic.) http://www.beck.com
Best Hip Hop/Rap: Nelly (He put out not only the 2 rap albums "Sweat" and "Suit" but also managed to star in and create the soundtrack to "The Longest Yard" with great tracks like his own "Boom.") http://www.nelly.net
Best New Artist In Music: The Killers (So what if they ripped off Duran Duran the band actually made me like pop music. They had four legitimately good singles and started fights with rival bands.) http://www.thekillers.co.uk/
Most Promising (Up & Comer Award): Theory Of A Deadman (Though admittedly the new album was just OK, their live show and songs from prior records propel this band forward as they continue to grow.) http://www.theoryofadeadman.com
Best Country: Robbie Fulks (Its hard to fill this spot since most country music sucks, we're looking at you Toby Kieth, but Robbie was a breath of fresh air with his album "Georgia Hard." Robbie pulls no punches lashing out at posers and the lameness of Nashville. Check songs like "Fuck This Town," " Countrier Than Thou," and "Every Kind Of Music But Country.") http://www.robbiefulks.com
Best Indie (Or Unknown Artist): MC Chris (squawking like the 2 foot tall white boy he is, this suprisingly fluent rapper dazzled many on Adult Swim cartoons like Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sea Lab 2021. He has his own website with free downloads and a couple of albums. Songs like "The Tussin," "White Kids Love Hip Hop", and the cover of "You Got What I Need," show his rap skillz and great sense of humor.) http://www.mcchris.com
Comeback Kid Award: Reel Big Fish-"We're Not Happy Til You're Not Happy" (Though rumored to be broken up the fish returned with a great album. Never afraid to make fun of themselves they delivered songs like "One Hit Wonderful," and "Last Show." Possibly their best album to date and always great live.)http://www.reel-big-fish.com
2005 WORST In Music Award
Worst Song: The Black Eyed Peas-"My Humps" (Annoying music, retarded lyrics and huge radio play. What more can you ask of the only song that sucks more than Nickelback's "Photograph.")
Worst Band: U2 (Can there be any doubt? Arrogance combined with horrible music, if you can call it that. U2 has officially dethroned REM as the worst band in the world! Congrats!)
Worst Metal: Papa Roach (For those of you fags listening to this band, kill yourselves. They aren't metal, though they claim to be, and they make Limp Bizkit look talented.)
Worst Punk: Good Charlotte (Once again a shit pop band pretending to be punk. You're not punk, stop wearing makeup, and stop making albums.)
Worst Rock:Coldplay-"X & Y" & Bon Jovi-"Have A Nice Day" (I hate a tie but these two bands were neck and neck all year. Bon Jovi should have disappeared in the 80's and Coldplay is a wannabe Radiohead that ends up more like U2. Horrible. Shit. Fuck em both!)
Worst Hip Hop/Rap: 50 Cent (Not only does this douche suck in music, now he has expanded to sucking in movies like his pimp Eminem. Someone shoot him again so he can become an icon.)
Worst Country: Toby Kieth (Look, I don't say this a lot, but this guy is dangerous. Country music fans are easily persuaded. This dumb fuck continues spouting off about god and country without knowing what he is even saying. Inbreeding has caused this disaster.)
The Nothing To Offer Award: Ashlee Simpson (How can she not win? The bitch tried to cheat through SNL and got caught. Obviously her songs are written for her and still suck. And lets not forget the bitch is not attractive. Who would look at this fugly when Jessica Simpson is around? Worthless, go away!)
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