Monday, July 16, 2018

ImpOp Music Playlist Summer 2018 Edition: 48 Tracks!

A Perfect Circle 
“So Long, & Thanks For All The Fish”

Alice In Chains “The One You Know”

Bad Nerves “Can’t Be Mine”

Bleached “Dear Trouble”

Breaking Benjamin “Red Cold River”

Chvrches “Miracle”

Decemberists “Everything Is Awful”

Eels “Bone Dry”

Father John Misty “Date Night”

First Aid Kit “Postcard” 

The Frights “Crutch”

Gabriella Cohen “Music Machine”

Gin Blossoms “Break”

Gurr “Hot Summer”

J. Cole “Cheer Up”

Jedi Mind Tricks “Marciano’s Reign”

Jessica Lea Mayfield “Blue Skies Again”

Jukebox The Ghost “Everybody’s Lonely”

The Last Gang “Strange Fruit”

Lera Lynn “Almost Persuaded”

Light The Torch “Calm Before The Storm”

The Longshot “Love Is For Losers”

Machine Head “Catharsis”

Madball “Old Fashioned”

Mastersystem “The Enlightenment”

MC Chris “Dream Warriors”

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones 
“Here We Are”

Monster Magnet “Want Some”

Mutemath “Hit Parade”

Neko Case “Bad Luck”

Nine Inch Nails “Shit Mirror”

Pennywise “Won’t Give Up The Fight”

Punch Brothers 
“Who’s Feeling Young Now”

The Raveonettes “Ghost”

Royal Thunder “No Good”

Sad Baxter “Baby”

Sevendust “God Bites His Tongue”

Shaman’s Harvest 
“The Devil In Our Wake”

Skindred & Gary Stringer “Machine”

Slotface “Pitted”

Strung Out “Duke of Sorrow”

The Sword “Deadly Nightshade”

Trampled By Turtles “Kelly’s Bar”

Trevor Moore “There’s A Meteor Coming”

Tyler Childers “I Swear (to god)”

The Vaccines “I Can’t Quit”

Vance Joy “Lay It On Me”

The Weeks “Bottle Rocket”

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Good Versus Bad: Adam Sandler Movies Are Awful!

Adam Sandler isn’t funny anymore, and ImpOp can prove it. 

Back in the late 90’s, Sandler was coming off a solid run on Saturday Night Live and parlayed that into a movie career. Things started off well with Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore, then it all began to slowly turn from bad, to fucking gawd awful. Coasting on a reputation built twenty years ago, Adam decided to take the money and churn out some of the worst crap ever made. We are judging the films fronted by Sandler and not just appearances. ImpOp does a side by side comparison of “good” versus “bad” movies. This is based not upon our brilliant judgments, but an amalgam of the movies ratings and fan reception. 

Credits: 73
Score: 9-28
Last Good Movie: 2012

The Good: 

Billy Madison
Happy Gilmore
The Wedding Singer
The Waterboy
Big Daddy
Punch-Drunk Love
50 1st Dates
That’s My Boy
The Bad: 

Little Nicky
Mr. Deeds
Eight Crazy Nights
Anger Management
The Longest Yard
Reign Over Me
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
You Don’t Mess With The Zohan
Funny People
Grown Ups 1 & 2 
Just Go With It
Jack & Jill
Hotel Transylvania 1, 2, & 3
Men, Women, & Children
The Cobbler
The Ridiculous 6
The Do-Over
Sandy Wexler
The Meyerowitz Stories
The Week Of

The final score is 9 to 28! Sandler hasn’t made a decent film in 6 years! Stop giving money to this worthless cunt. How many times can you be tricked into buying garbage?

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

ImpOp Music Playlist March 2018 Edition: 25 Tracks Bitches!

A Perfect Circle “TalkTalk” 

Alt-J “Left Hand Free”

Black Pistol Fire “Lost Cause”

Do you love the Black Keys but hate Royal Blood? Kevin McKeown & Eric Owen have you covered.

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Brian Fallon “Come Wander With Me”

Evidence (w/Slug & Catero)

First Aid Kit “Fireworks”

If you aren't in on the Swedish sisters Klara & Johanna Soderberg, you are missing some of the most gorgeous vocals in all of music today!

Ibeyi & Kamasi Washington “Deathless”

Jack White “Respect Commander”

Johnny White getting all experimental up in this track and we likes it.

J. Roddy Walston & The Business
Jessica Lea Mayfield “Meadow”

Machine Head “Kaleidoscope”

Robb Flynn has returned with the rhythm and groove metal ImpOp has desperately missed!

Madball “For The Cause”

Mister Heavenly “Bronx Sniper”

Mr. Irish Bastard “Fuck You My Darling”

Irish drinking music, yes please!

Power Trip “Executioner’s Tax”

Raygun Cowboys “Bitter Shame”

Royal Thunder “The Sinking Chair”

Sevendust “Dirty”

Sevendust will be releasing their new studio album All Is War on May 12th, 2018!

Strung Out “Town of Corazon”

Strung Out's first ever acoustic album, Black Out The Sun, will be released May 11, 2018 and they are on tour with fellow punk veterans Pennywise.

Tech N9ne “Don’t Nobody Want None”

The Wood Brothers “River Takes The Town”

Friday, January 26, 2018

ImpOp Music Playlist January 2018 Edition: 36 Tracks To Start The New Year!

January Playlist (36 Songs)

AFI “The Wind That Carries Me Away”

AFI's newest album that fans have dubbed The Blood Album, has not disappointed. The final track on the album is a classic that you must hear.

AHI “Ol’ Sweet Day”

Algiers “The Underside of Power”

Alt-J “In Cold Blood"

Amanda Palmer “Machete”

Black Pistol Fire “Bad Blood” 

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club “Echo”

Brutus “Drive”

The first album from the band Brutus called Burst, from Leuven, Belgium is a sonic assault of sound with amazing cracking vocals from their lead singer/drummer.

The Crispies “Bad Blood”

Davey Dynamite “Holy Shit”

Deb Talan “Rocks & Water”

Flatfoot 56 “Odd Boat”

Foxtails Brigade 
“We Are Not Ourselves”

Ibeyi “River”

J Roddy Walston & The Business 
“Bad Habits”

Jake Bugg “A Song About Love”

Jessica Lea Mayfield “Bum Me Out”

Kane Strang “Oh So You’re Off I See”

The Last Gang “Believe In The Poet”

The Last Gang has signed with Fat Wreck records and will be releasing Keep Them Counting on March 2nd!

Marilyn Manson “Say10”

Mew “Count To 10”

Mister Heavenly “Makin’ Excuses”

The indie rock supergroup consists of Honus Honus (Man Man), Joe Plummer (The Shins), and actor Michael Cera has toured with the band on bass.

Mother Mother “No Culture”

Nothing More “Do You Really Want It”

Portugal. The Man “Cheer Up”

A new song that is only available on the Bright movie soundtrack. 

Raygun Cowboys “Break These Chains”

There's just not enough rockabilly in this goddamn world but the Raygun Cowboys are doing their part.

Royal Thunder “April Showers”

Runaway Symphony “The Fall of Man”

Sampha “(No One Knows Me) Like The Piano”

Sigrid “Everybody Knows”

Sir Sly “High”

311 “Forever Now” 

Teenage Bottlerocket “I Kill Butterfies”

Wednesday 13 
“Put Your Death Mask On”

The White Buffalo “Avalon”

Zeal & Ardor “Devil Is Fine”

Friday, January 19, 2018

Sleepless (2017) Is Uninspired Cop Garbage


Jaime Foxx plays undercover police officer Vincent Downs, a no nonsense cop who has to save his son from drug dealers because he is an absolute moron who puts his son in harms way.

Michelle Monaghan, who ImpOp normally finds to be a good actor, is unconvincing as Jennifer Bryant, Internal Affairs agent. She's the tough female cop who wants the same respect that the men get even though she continues to make poor choices and get her ass kicked by men. 

Scoot McNairy (Scoot, really bud?), who is the only one doing a decent acting job, plays drug dealer Novak. He's a mean guy who will stop at nothing to get his drugs as you'd expect with every poorly written cop movie.

Lame Plot:

Downs is undercover and he son is kidnapped to force him to give back drugs to a baddie. Cue cliche action film stupidity after cliche action film stupidity. At one point, Downs' son "T," escapes and calls his father, who instead of telling him to run to the front door of the casino or an emergency exit, tells him to stay put allowing him to get in even more trouble. Spoiler Alert, Bryant's partner is a dirty cop which is obvious from the jump though it is supposed to be a surprise. Shocking. Downs again puts his son in harm's way, forcing him to drive a car in a chase, basically as bait, allowing the bad guys to force him to crash. Momma bear Gabrielle Union also joins the fracas, because you know, action movie bullshit, and now the entire family is facing death. Dad kills the bad guy but he gets shot (again) though luckily Mom who showed up is a nurse. Bryant gets his corrupt partner, and happy ending with Downs though things are cued up for a sequel that will never happen since this movie was so terrible! How did this trash even get made once?

ImpOp graciously gives this movie a D+

Don't waste your time, instead go watch great cop movies like Training Day,  The DepartedHeat, or Reservoir Dogs.

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

2017 Imperious Opinion Music & Media Awards

The Imperious Opinion Music & Media Awards are back after a long and strange 2017.
In the world (movie trailer opening) that celebrates the corporate machines behind karaoke singers and actors pretending to be artists, where shills like Jay-Z, Taylor Swift, Kenny Chesney, Cardi B, Miley Cyrus, & Gucci Gang keep selling an image without substance and yet are considered musicians, ImpOp steps in to highlight and share honest, true art, lovingly crafted by earnest creators who put their true hearts and souls into their work to inspire and make are lives that much better. 

Album of the Year:
J Roddy Walston & The Business 
Destroyers of the Soft Life

Song of the Year:
Dropkick Murphys “Paying My Way”

Rock Album of the Year:
Nothing More 
The Stories We Tell Ourselves

Rock Song of the Year:
CKY “Replaceable”

Nothing quite like an old fashioned snotty rock song with a bobbing riff. Horns up!

Punk Album of the Year:
Rancid Trouble Maker

Punk Song of the Year:
Anti-Flag “Racists”

Indie/Pop Album of the Year:
Portugal. The Man Woodstock

Indie/Pop Song of the Year:
Dan Auerbach “Waiting on a Song”

Heavy/Metal Album of the Year:
Wednesday 13 Condolences

Heavy/Metal Song of the Year:
Error37 “XxCactaurXCorexX”

Hip Hop/Rap Album of the Year:
311 Mosaic
Okay, not exactly Hip Hop/Rap but by gawd the selections offered this year were just straight garbage and this was a great album. So, ya know, meh.

Hip Hop/Rap Song of the Year:
Tech N9ne “Erbody But Me”

Country Album of the Year:
Jason Isbell & The 400 Unit
The Nashville Sound

Country Song of the Year:
Lukas Nelson “Set Me Down On A Cloud”

Cover Song of the Year:
Bleached “One Second”

Narrowly beating out the myriad of great covers by the underrated band Teenage Bottlerocket on Stealing the Covers, Bleached snuck in with the cover of the Tegan and Sara track from their tribute album, The Con X: Covers.

Comedy Song of the Year:
Ninja Sex Party “Why I Cry” 

Technically this song came out in 2015 on the album Attitude City, but there weren’t a ton of great comedy albums out this year, and the NSP deserves credit for their catalogue of work. 

Saddest Song of the Year:
Shoddy Blacktooth “I Don’t Cry (I Get Drunk I Get High)”

Comeback of the Year:

John Feldmann returned to work after a nine year hiatus teaming up with Mike Herrera (MxPx), Travis Barker (Blink-182), and Phillip Sneed (Greek Fire). What resulted was the classic Goldfinger sound with a new lineup. Feldmann is still the heart and soul of the group and even after many years of anticipation, The Knife delivered!

ImpOp’s “Find” of the Year:
Manchester Orchestra 

Best “Single” Release of the Year That Wasn’t On An Album Until Later When It Appeared On An Album:
Atmosphere & Prof

 Best Song About How Love Sucks:
Rise Against “Politics of Love”

Best Song Written by A Former MLB Pitcher:
Pulley “No ‘I’ In Team”

Best Song About Growing Up Overseas:
The Shins “Mildenhall”

Prettiest Voice:
Jessica Lea Mayfield 

Best Duet:
Old 97’s & Brandi Carlile 
“Good With God”

Best Album by a (sort of) Gothyish Band:

Best Album by a Weird Hipster:
Father John Misty Pure Comedy

Best Song That Names A Bunch of Cities:
The Mavericks “Ride With Me”

Best Song Under Two Minutes:
Guttermouth “The Point”

Best “I’m a Fuck Up” Song:
Waters “Hiccups”

Best Band Named After Another Band:
A Tribe Called Red

Best Canadian Garage Rock Duo:
The Pack A.D. 

Best Band Name:
Stale Cunt

Best Album by Past Oasis Members:
Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds 
Who Built The Moon?


A Perfect Circle, Against Me, Amanda Palmer, Apathy, Avatar, AWOLNation, Axis of Awesome, Baby Baby, Band of Skulls, Beartooth, Black Pistol Fire, Black Stone Cherry, The Blackwater Fever, The Blanks, Blitzen Trapper, Bon Iver, Brian Fallon,The Briggs, Brutal Youth, Buckethead, Butch Walker, Chad Gray, The Coathangers, Combichrist, Conor Oberst, The Crispies, Ed Harcourt, Danny Brown, David Lichens, Dead Cross, Deb Talan, Descendents, Dirty Heads, Dorothy, Face To Face, Fade Up Fade Out Bye Bye, Flatfoot 56, Flogging Molly, Foxtails Brigade, Friendship Park, Frightened Rabbit, GDI, Giraffe Tongue Orchestra, Goes Cube, Green Day, Highly Suspect, Iron & Wine, Jake Bugg,The Jayhawks, JD McPherson, Jesca Hoop, Jimmy Eat World, Justin Townes Earle,Kane Strang, K.Flay, The Killers, King Charles, Kurt Vile, The Last Gang, Liam Gallagher, Levee Walkers, The Lippies, MakeWar, Margo Price, Marilyn Manson, Marky Ramones Blitzkrieg, Masked Intruder, Mastodon, Mew, Missio, Mister Heavenly, Mother Mother, Nevermen, New Found Glory, Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds, Nonpoint, Nine Inch Nails, O’Brother, Otep, Patent Pending, Phantogram, P.O.S., Powerman 5000, Power Trip, Prophets of Rage, Racing Glaciers, Radkey, 
The Ravonettes, Red Fang, Regina Spektor, Riverboat Gamblers, Royal Thunder, Rubblebucket, The Rumjacks, Runaway Symphony, Run The Jewels, The Rural Alberta Advantage, Seether, Sigrid, Sir Sly, Sleigh Bells, Starset, Steel Woods, Teenage Bottlerocket, 10 Years, 30 Seconds To Mars, Tim Minchin, The Tossers, Trivium, Wavves, We Came As Romans, The White Buffalo, The Virus, Wolf Alice, Zack de la Rocha, Zeal & Ardor. 

Movie of the Year:

Comedy Movie of the Year:
Goon 2 Last of the Enforcers

Horror Movie of the Year:

Fantasy Movie of the Year:
The Great Wall

Best Movie Containing Lightsabers & Porgs:
Star Wars The Last Jedi

Best Chick Flick:
Wonder Woman

Documentary of the Year: 

Worst Movie Franchise That Should Be Destroyed From Existence:
Fast & Furious 

Most Overrated Movie:
Baby Driver

Best Remake We Didn't Know We Needed:
Kong: Skull Island

Least Necessary Remake:
Spider-Man: Homecoming

Please Stop Making This Genre You're Murdering Our Souls Award:
Pitch Perfect 3

TV Show of the Year:
Game of Thrones Season 7

Comedy Show of the Year:
The Good Place

Comedian of the Year:
Dave Chappelle 

After his semi-disappearance from public life, few thought Dave Chappelle could return to form, or even top his previous work, with a return to standup comedy. With The Age of Spin, Dave did both with not one, but two Netflix specials.

Comedy Album of the Year:
Marc Maron Too Real

Comic Book of the Year:
Doomsday Clock (DC)

Artist of the Year:
Pichi & Avo

Thank you to one and all who created art that touched our lives!