Jealous Bitches

Called the "Queen Of Mean," Leona Helmsley died the other day and many are happy to hear it calling her a "cunt," "old hag," or worse. How can you say such things about a sweet beautiful woman who gave most of her money away to charity.

It is also nice to hear that she left $12 million dollars in a trust fund to Trouble, her white Maltese who will be taken care of until it dies, and then will be buried with Leona and her late husband in their mausoleum. In a world that scorned and ridiculed a successful woman, she gets the last laugh taking care of her greatest joy from beyond the grave. I for one applaud her because if I've said it once, I've said it once, "dogs are better than 95% of the people on Earth." Its a fact.

So fuck all you haters and bitches out there who are dogging the late Leona (so many puns in just one sentence). Michael "Ron Mexico" Vick, pay attention, this is how animals should be treated and for everyone griping about the money she's leaving to a dog, its her money. So shut your poor traps and let this sweet soul rest.-Imperious Opinion