Octuplet Lady vs. Casey Anthony

Nadya Suleman, 33, has recently blanketed the news as she spawned a litter of 8 children to pack in with the 6 tax refunds she already has for a full 14 urchins, all seven years old and under. What a beautiful world....Ok, so the bitch lives with her brood of 14 in her parents 3 bedroom apartment, has no job, is on food stamps (obviously),all the progeny were conceived through in vitro, hasn't worked in ten years, collected 165K in Disability and Comp from her previous employer, and just for fun lets include the fact that her disability case included some claims of mental instability. Mental instability, hmmm, no shit. I'd say someone should take a chainsaw to her cunt cavity but it sounds like she already has.

Surely this succubus has a plan to pay for her deposit of chattel. "Probably just with the student loans,” Suleman said. “I am providing for my children. And that will probably run out by the time I go back to school." The bitch also has balls because she has the audacity to create a web site asking for your money to fund her insanity. She also stated she hopes to make money through TV interviews and even by working as an on-camera childcare expert. She is an expert parent with skills in not being able to provide income for said rugrats which is a deranged flipped out plea for attention, and on how to let the taxpayers pay for her vast errors in judgement. On a side note, charity phenom Selma Heyak is going to help by working her ample bosoms overtime to help feed the hodgepodge of hellions.

Meanwhile, Poor Casey Anthony is being raped over the coals just because she used an alternative method for a bit of a late term abortion. Judge not ye christian sheep, the lady knew she could not care for her child, and did the responsible thing of aborting the kid before it became a real person. I say kudos to sweet all American girl Casey Anthony for handling her situation, and boo to the awful news media making her the villain while this strumpet Nadya Suleman parades her gaping destroyed vagina around the talk show circuit.

Has badshit crazy Nadya not heard of cats? Technology has allowed this would be crazy cat lady to become octuplet lady instead of being surrounded by kitty litter and urine in a small trailer like she should be. I for one am taking a stand to protest this injustice and stand up for (has anyone else noticed) the freaking hot (former) mother of the year, Casey Anthony.

All of this controversy could be solved once again if we would adhere to the Imperious Opinion answer to the kid problem. You are only allowed to have 1 child after passing certain criteria (being able to read, walk and chew gum, etc.) and if you break the law by having more, you get a fine as hefty as Suleman's ass. Have a third demon seed in this already overpopulated world filled with idiots and we throw the poop machines off a cliff, Sparta style.

In the end, we need more patriotic Americans like Casey Anthony, doing their part to rid the world of unwanted pests while stopping the plague upon society that Nadya Suleman represents.