Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Famous Women Who Have Improved With Age

1. Michelle Pfeiffer (58)

58! The woman is 58! She looks better than most 20 year olds for shit's sake! Fucking 58? Unreal. Watch The Hollywood Knights from 1980, and then in 2007's Stardust. Well, just look at her in the 2000's and skip the awful fantasy adventure movie. 

2. Jennifer Aniston (48)

She was always attractive and beloved on the terrible TV show Friends, but as Aniston has neared 50, she has become twice as beautiful. How is that even possible? Also, there is this... 
It's an awful invasion of privacy but ImpOp watches it daily.

3. Charlize Theron (41)

Timeless, absolutely timeless. The woman is simply a genetic freak who may live a thousand years and still never age. 

4. Marisa Tomei (52)

The woman who broke "them" out in Slums of Beverly Hills, to the woman in The Wrestler, Marisa has never lost her alluring figure. She also shows off the girls in Loverboy, Untamed Heart, Factotum, and a ton in Before The Devil Knows You're Dead. God bless this uninhibited woman.

5. Heather Graham (47)

Did anyone else think Heather was in her 30's? The lady is 47! ImpOp would kill your entire family to have her pee on us.

6. Alyssa Milano (44)

At 44, she's long escaped "teen idol hell" and only improved as she aged. Who cares if she was never in a good movie. She really shined in Embrace of the Vampire and Poison Ivy II: Lily showing her best acting skills.

7. Jaime Pressly (40)

The youngest woman on our list, Jaime looks as hot as her 27 year old sister Margot Robbie. She's had multiple kids and her tummy is still as flat as RC Cola.

8. Salma Hayek (50)

ImpOp would eat a trail of her shit till we met her wonderful ass. Don't act like you would not.

9. Halle Berry (50)

C'mon, of course she's on the list. 

10. Christina Applegate (45)

Kelly Bundy was never ImpOp's thang as we were more Samantha Micelli fans. Then, Christina caught our eyes again when she became Veronica Corningstone in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and realized she went from slutty teen to bewitching woman. 

Honorable Mention:

Gabrielle Union (44), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (56), Naomi Watts (48), Sandra Bullock (52) and Stacey Dash (50) would have made the list if'n she wasn't a Republican. 

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