2009 Album Of The Year: Rancid "Let The Dominoes Fall" The punk rock kings returned with their 1st studio album in 6 years and 18 of the 19 tracks are amazing! I could not be more impressed with an album the equivalent of their legendary 1995 "And Out Come The Wolves" album.
*Silversun Pickups "Swoon," Green Day "21st Century Breakdown," The Avett Brothers "I And Love And You," & Alice In Chains "Black Gives Way To Blue" were the other nominee's.
2009 Song Of The Year: Brendan Benson "You Make A Fool Out Of Me"
2009 Punk Album Of The Year: Rancid "Let The Dominoes Fall"
2009 Punk Song Of The Year: Green Day "Horseshoes And Handgrenades"
2009 Hardcore/Metal Album Of The Year: Devildriver "Pray For Villains"
2009 Hardcore/Metal Song Of The Year: All That Remains "Two Weeks"
2009 Hip Hop/Rap Album Of The Year: MC Chris "Part Six, Parts 1-3"
2009 Hip Hop/Rap Song Of The Year: P.O.S. "Goodbye"
2009 Rock Album Of The Year: Alice In Chains "Black Gives Way To Blue"
2009 Rock Song Of The Year: Linkin Park "New Divide"
2009 Country Album Of The Year: The Avett Brothers "I And Love And You"
2009 Country Song Of The Year: Blitzen Trapper "Black River Killer"
2009 Folk Song Of The Year: Jason Lytle "Birds Encouraged Him"
2009 Pop Song Of The Year: Fun. "All The Pretty Girls"
2009 "Find" Of The Year: Slug Whether doing solo work, or his side projects Atmosphere and Felt, or just teaming with the best underground rappers in the business and pushing forward his rap team of the Living Legends, Slug is the most talented and hardest working men in the biz today.
*A special thanks to these bands and artists who didn't win but deserve mention: Guy Forsyth, Jamey Johnson, Emmy The Great, Elbow, Jason Isbell & The 400 Unit, Bon Iver, Jeffrey Lewis & The Junkyard, The Soundtrack Of Our Lives, Teddy Thompson, Street Sweeper Social Club, 311, Odin Smith, Monotonix, Neko Case, The Thermals, Dead Man's Bones, Skindred, Deathstars, Fireball Ministry, Levon Helm, The Coup, Mastodon, Kid Cudi, Port O'Brien, Pulley, The XX, The Mountain Goats, Coconut Records, The Decemberists, Erin McKeown, K'Naan, Groove Armada, Phantograms, the Living Legends, Regina Spektor, Puscifer, Star Anna & The Laughing Dogs, Atmosphere, Felt, BlakRoc, The Eels, Clutch, Street Dogs, Pearl Jam, & every single band that inspired me with their music and words that I may have failed to mention. Thank you. -Imperious Opinion
2009 Movie Of The Year: "Avatar" A ridiculously annoying amount of press led up to the movie that actually out performed the hype. One of the most beautiful movies ever made with a compelling commentary that wasn't too preachy, 3-D that actually worked, and some of the greatest CGI ever put into movies. Amazing flick all around.
2009 TV Show Of The Year: "Eastbound And Down" Danny McBride has arrived and critics "are fucking out!" Will Ferrell, Steve Little, the beautiful Katy Mixon, and the highly underrated Craig Robinson lead a brilliant cast of goddamned hilarity!
2009 Woman Of The Year: Zooey Deschanel With an amazing smokey voice shown in her music duo "She And Him," brilliant acting in "Yes Man," "(500) Days Of Summer," and two of the most amazing blue eyes in existence, Zooey has rocketed up the charts and follows last year's Natalie Portman for this prestigious award.
2009 Story Of The Year: Chesley Sullenberger III gracefully lands a US Airways plane into the Hudson river. Flight 1549 takes a bird into the engine and is going to crash when the pilot decides to use the river as a runway. Well done good sir.
2009 Man Of The Year: Tiger Woods Ladies listen up. When a real man wants something, he takes it. Tiger is a multi-multi millionaire who has the right to bang as many Florida waitress/cum dumpsters as he wants and his wife can shut the fuck up about it. The greatest golfer in the world has made you an almost literal queen with his wealth and fame so raise the children and look the other way when he shags a bikini model, hostess, club manager, pornstar, cougar, whore, MILF, GILF, ebony princess, japanese schoolgirl, red headed fire crotch, harlot tart tramp hussy strumpet trollop slut nugget. Tiger, you are the man!
2009 Comedian Of The Year: Greg Giraldo "Midlife Vices"
2009 Book Of The Year: I'm just kidding. Who reads?
2009 Artist Of The Year: Guyco He's the odd styling digital artist who has begun work for Esquire, and movies like "Terminator Salvation", "Funny People", and "The Road."
2009 Website Of The Year: www.mmafightopinion.blogspot.com Brilliant reporting from the MMA world and the best site of its kind today!
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