Pretty Woman Begat Girls Gone Wild

In 1990, a movie burst upon the scene that would forever change the way women would act and be seen. It would give them false hopes and lead them down a path of self debauchery and whoredom. Of course, this epic film of lies and deceit was known as, "Pretty Woman."

In this so called love story, Julia Roberts character played the "hooker with the heart of gold." We have heard this many times over the years about prostitute who truly was a good person but got in the line of whoring because there was no other way for this poor female fatale to get by in a "man's world." In this particular Cinderella rip-off, the whore character is befriended by a rich man who would eventually fall in love with her despite the fact she sucked cock, ate cum, and did any unspeakable act to make a buck. The rich man, every woman's true fantasy, came to her rescue, and they lived together, happily ever after.

The problem, is that women believed no matter how bad they acted and lived, someone would come along and forgive their transgressions. They would ignore the extreme number of sexual partners they had, and lesbian encounters, because it was all for fun. Girls Gone Wild came along and told the women, it was not only ok to be a whore, but they could gain their fifteen minutes of fame by exposing their breasts or better yet, masturbating and having sex with their girlfriends. Men like to watch women kiss, and thus began the trend of lesbianism becoming "cool" and the "newest trend." The end all, is that all women will do almost anything as long as someone is paying attention to them.

Now women are growing into adults after "performing" in Girls Gone Wild and various other internet related porn endeavors. Society accepts the fact that yes, these girls expose their breasts and act as whores and its no big deal. After all, everyone is doing it.

So in the end we can all blame the movie "Pretty Woman," for giving women this "liberation" to be the whores that they are. And I say kudos sluts. Keep up the good work. We men appreciate and enjoy every act or revenge upon your fathers. Keep appearing in the vids, and we'll keep saying its no big deal, though we are informing our friends that after we are finished, they can have this "crazy whore," who is up for anything.-I.O.